June 2011
65 posts
Truthful Tuesday
I am really an unhappy person. The only thing that gets me through this day to day routine is my son. I am in more trouble than I know how to handle and there is no one to blame but myself. I am at my mental breaking point. I was at one time the happiest person you could meet. Now there are days I can’t find the energy to make it off the couch. I want so much to change the direction I am heading,...
Jun 1st
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May 2011
41 posts
12 has my laptop locked in his room with him. It is forever unclean.
May 31st
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One warm Spring day
I remember the day you walked into my life. At first you were of no interest to me.  I had overlooked you several times before. I am not sure what caught my attention that day, but it consumed me. You flashed your perfect smile and used your perfect words.  You had me immediately, I had you too. There was a rush with us, something that couldn’t be explained. Some of my best memories are with you....
May 31st
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I don’t trust any work-out video that requires a stripper pole.
May 30th
If anyone ask, this is why I had to burn down my apartment complex. http://t.co/ik6XIWY
May 29th
Fine, I put the cookies up for wine. If I start drinking at 11 it will be just like my 20’s, or I have a problem.
May 29th
Pulling your hair out will not fix things, but it will make you look insane.
May 28th
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Sometimes I can’t tell if my life is a sitcom or just absurd reality.
May 27th
I just star fucked one of you so hard, without protection. You will know who you are when you get a rash, 2-3 days.
May 26th
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I think my thoughts are having their own thoughts.
May 24th
I’m sick of being voluptuous.
May 23rd
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I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the people that post “Zit Popping” videos on Youtube or the people that watch the videos.
May 22nd
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If I had a dollar for every time I quit drinking I would have enough money to drink.
May 21st
I have toothpaste on the strangest parts of my body right now.
May 20th
I’m beginning to think that my rash is a sympathy hickey.
May 19th
I think I am just skipping coffee and going straight to alcohol. I am sick of the middle man.
May 18th
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Sigh......
I hate days like today. I cannot take looking through piles of what I use to be. When I look back I see why you left and I can now understand. The worst part of this is that I am the only one to blame. I wish someone could have seen me falling and attempt to catch me before I caused so much pain. I so over this day and it has only started.
May 18th
I wish my guilt would take a nap so I could get some sleep.
May 17th
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12: Hey, did you know Will I Am spells William?
May 15th
hiimles asked: Here are the rules:
Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs
May 14th
Anonymous asked: What do you do for income? You're pretty funy!
May 14th
You know your life is fucked up when you can write your life into a “Snapped” episode.
May 14th
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Starting today I’m going to start tweeting about my boyfriend. Yes, he is imaginary, but so are you guys.
May 13th
I’m changing my last name to Kerfuffle.
May 12th
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Is it more slutty or less slutty if I accept how slutty I am?
May 11th
I wonder if the other parents would get upset if I got out & peed in the school pick up line. I have to go bad & there are no kids around.
May 11th
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I’m sitting in a room with at least three people who have seen my vagina, go me.
May 10th
Since it is Mothers Day I will communicate my idle threats via text message. I’m not getting out of bed just to yell at him.
May 9th
I really should have had more children by mistake.
May 8th
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I am only a whore when I am drunk.
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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The Navy Seals responsible for killing Osama Bin Laden are in Ft. Campbell, about 20 mins from me. Guess where HiKris will be trolling later
May 7th
I hate when they have a pretty mouth and a wedding ring.
May 6th
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I cannot believe I forgot to tweet “Happy Cinco de Mayo” at the right time. Now my day is ruined & I am dead inside.
May 6th
You should never be drunk enough to give blow jobs in the Ihop parking lot.
May 5th
It is not weird or stalkerish that I took a picture of his picture to send to my friends, right?
May 4th
Is there a polite way of asking your History Professor to lick chocolate frosting off you?
May 3rd
I’m too high to tweet.
May 2nd
12: “I finally figured out who Ke$ha sounds like, Steven Hawking.”
May 2nd
I wonder if Britney Spears as watches Justin Timberlake videos and thinks “Fuck, I am an idiot.”
May 1st
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