December 2011
17 posts
13 is trying to bond with me. He wants something.
You could not pay me to take a free sample of “Regulene”.
I had no idea men could still complain during online sex.
I will tear a box apart to get the last Milk Dud stuck at the bottom.
And another all time low successfully achieved.
I can’t say I would be real turned on by a man that owns a “Smillow”.
I wish he would just go to his room and jack off. I’m sick of his attitude.
My dad never bought me a zoo. He spent all his money on whores.
I fucking love Frosty the Snowman.
I feel certain if a Republican wins the election all us single moms will be placed in concentration camps.
I feel so dirty when I play “anal” on WWF.
You guys should be glad I stop myself from tweeting some of the shit that pops in my head.
Do these pagent mom’s know they are crazy?
I’m starting to believe I may not be the normal one.
Dear God, everyone turn on “Toddlers & Tiara’s”. Contestant’s from Kentucky and Tennessee. I can’t even put this into words.
I would love meet the parents of the, I have no idea what I was going to say.
Truthful Tuesday
I am not sure where my mother was, I think night school. She left us home with him.
I was in my room playing with my yellow cardboard stove and fridge. I was using pink chalk as “lipstick”, I ran across the hall climbed up on the sink and looked at how pretty I looked. I walked into the living room to show him how pretty I looked. He bit that bottom lip and started screaming “What’s on your...